Sunday, July 19, 2009

Married to a Saudi "Bitch" !!!

The only thing worst than being married, is being married to a "Bitch" !! . I don't know if being married to a bitch in Saudi is different than being married to one in another country, but for the hell of it, i am listing the "unique" properties of a "Saudi Bitch Wife" :

1- He voice never goes below "Loud"
2- The words "Thank You" and "Please" don't exist in her "limited" vocabulary
3- Demands to have a maid "Before" even moving out of her house
4- Demands to have a driver
5- Doesn't like your mom
6-Doesnt like "her" mom
7- Constantly on her phone, or msn talking to her sisters , cousins, and friends
8- Doesn't have a job
9- Doesn't do house work
10- Spends money faster than how Bill Gates make it !!!
11- Smells horribly
12- No matter how much weight she gains, she is still "skinny"

That's what i have on her now, probably the list will get longer very soon :P

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